PROFESSIONAL AUDITOR’S BULLETIN The Oldest Continuous Publication in Dianetics and Scientology From L. RON HUBBARD Via Hubbard Communications Office 35/37 Fitzroy Street, London W.1 | PROFESSIONAL AUDITOR’S BULLETIN The Oldest Continuous Publication in Dianetics and Scientology From L. RON HUBBARD Via Hubbard Communications Office 35/37 Fitzroy Street, London W.1 |
THE STORY OF A STATIC | THE STORY OF A STATIC |
Once upon a time there was a thetan, and he was a happy little thetan and the world was a simple thing. It was all very, very simple. | Once upon a time there was a thetan, and he was a happy little thetan and the world was a simple thing. It was all very, very simple. |
And then one day somebody told him he was simple. | And then one day somebody told him he was simple. |
And ever since that time he has been trying to prove that he is not. | And ever since that time he has been trying to prove that he is not. |
And that is the history of the Universe, the Human Race, the Fifth Invaders, the Fourth Invaders, the 31/2 Invaders, the people on Mars, Saturn, Jupiter, Arcturus, the Markab Galaxy, the Markab System, the Psi Galaxy, Galaxy 82 — I don’t care where you look — that’s the story. | And that is the history of the Universe, the Human Race, the Fifth Invaders, the Fourth Invaders, the 31/2 Invaders, the people on Mars, Saturn, Jupiter, Arcturus, the Markab Galaxy, the Markab System, the Psi Galaxy, Galaxy 82 — I don’t care where you look — that’s the story. |
Only it’s too simple a story, much too simple a story, because a thetan would have to admit he was simple if he understood it. | Only it’s too simple a story, much too simple a story, because a thetan would have to admit he was simple if he understood it. |