APPENDIX 6: DIANETIC JINGLES | APPENDIX 6: DIANETIC JINGLES |
Anything you can take, you can make. | Anything you can take, you can make. |
Anything you can see, you can be. | Anything you can see, you can be. |
Anything you shun will have won. | Anything you shun will have won. |
Anything you have done you can do. | Anything you have done you can do. |
Anything that is work is a shirk. | Anything that is work is a shirk. |
Anything you desire means expire. | Anything you desire means expire. |
If you ever need bait just create. | If you ever need bait just create. |
If a motion comes in, use and win. | If a motion comes in, use and win. |
If a motion you won't use you will lose. | If a motion you won't use you will lose. |
If all motion comes in, that's a sin. | If all motion comes in, that's a sin. |
If motion from you flows, the world glows. | If motion from you flows, the world glows. |
If beauty you desire, beauty transpire. | If beauty you desire, beauty transpire. |
If tone tends toward spin, you're taking motion in. | If tone tends toward spin, you're taking motion in. |
If tone is to soar, create even more. | If tone is to soar, create even more. |
If you don't want the real, always steal. | If you don't want the real, always steal. |
If you want the whole sky, never buy. | If you want the whole sky, never buy. |
If you don't want remorse, just be source. | If you don't want remorse, just be source. |
If you don't want to see, with all motion agree. | If you don't want to see, with all motion agree. |
If you want to be tall, just be all. | If you want to be tall, just be all. |
If you ever repent, you are spent. | If you ever repent, you are spent. |
If you act in today you keep morrow away. | If you act in today you keep morrow away. |
If you act in the past, you won't last. | If you act in the past, you won't last. |
If you say you aren't God, you are sod. | If you say you aren't God, you are sod. |
If you have to be liked, you are spiked. | If you have to be liked, you are spiked. |
If you choose to agree, you're a tree. | If you choose to agree, you're a tree. |
If you want others' gain, you're insane. | If you want others' gain, you're insane. |
If all things you eschew, they are glue. | If all things you eschew, they are glue. |
If your body you'd leave, don't believe. | If your body you'd leave, don't believe. |
The way out of MEST ain't detest. | The way out of MEST ain't detest. |
If you'd soar to the blue, just go through. | If you'd soar to the blue, just go through. |
If all things you would flee, these you'll be. | If all things you would flee, these you'll be. |
If you want to destroy, just annoy. | If you want to destroy, just annoy. |
If you just want to heal, make him real. | If you just want to heal, make him real. |
All the things that come in are a sin. | All the things that come in are a sin. |
Whatever is cause, to it everything draws. | Whatever is cause, to it everything draws. |
Whatever is wrecked was effect. | Whatever is wrecked was effect. |
If high tones shun the low, the suns brighter glow. | If high tones shun the low, the suns brighter glow. |
When a high tone fights entheta, he comes in very later. | When a high tone fights entheta, he comes in very later. |
Entheta is just matter kicking up a final splatter. | Entheta is just matter kicking up a final splatter. |
If your MEST is in disorder, your case is on the border. | If your MEST is in disorder, your case is on the border. |
If your MEST is in good shape, you haven't time to hate. | If your MEST is in good shape, you haven't time to hate. |
If all things you would create, you'd better be in time and date. | If all things you would create, you'd better be in time and date. |
If through other's thoughts you plow, you will come at last to now. | If through other's thoughts you plow, you will come at last to now. |
If you don't want to be attacked don't draw back. | If you don't want to be attacked don't draw back. |
If all evil you'd burn down simply up and build a town. | If all evil you'd burn down simply up and build a town. |
There is no trick to being unless you spend your time agreeing. | There is no trick to being unless you spend your time agreeing. |
If you don't have a datum, create 'em. | If you don't have a datum, create 'em. |
The only unknown are in other men's domes. | The only unknown are in other men's domes. |
The real universe is a hearse. | The real universe is a hearse. |
The right way to be is to be. | The right way to be is to be. |
When aesthetics are sex, there've been wrecks. | When aesthetics are sex, there've been wrecks. |
If you want to be pure don't endure. | If you want to be pure don't endure. |
If you want to last just move fast. | If you want to last just move fast. |
If all things you'd deserve, don't preserve. | If all things you'd deserve, don't preserve. |
If the world's all your brother, you're just another. | If the world's all your brother, you're just another. |
Those who gave us mystic were sadistic. | Those who gave us mystic were sadistic. |
No wise man should stammer because another shuns his grammar. | No wise man should stammer because another shuns his grammar. |
Don't ever go down scale, because MEST won't get up and cheer and hail! | Don't ever go down scale, because MEST won't get up and cheer and hail! |
If you would overrate, just let it make you rate. | If you would overrate, just let it make you rate. |
The bottom of disease is anxiety to please. | The bottom of disease is anxiety to please. |
You can blame your whole confusion on the fact you bought illusion. | You can blame your whole confusion on the fact you bought illusion. |
The always last sung song, "I was wrong." | The always last sung song, "I was wrong." |
You'll never climb a steeple if you worry about people. | You'll never climb a steeple if you worry about people. |
If you can't bring yourself to killing, you are another's willing. | If you can't bring yourself to killing, you are another's willing. |
If all misery is bested, you've the universe invested. | If all misery is bested, you've the universe invested. |
Just because it made you fall doesn't prove that it is all. | Just because it made you fall doesn't prove that it is all. |
If you get caught in the middle, it's because you've bought a riddle. | If you get caught in the middle, it's because you've bought a riddle. |
If you want things in delirium, just get serium. | If you want things in delirium, just get serium. |
If the engrams you'd keep in, study hard to know of sin. | If the engrams you'd keep in, study hard to know of sin. |
If you want an empty larder, tell yourself you must work harder. | If you want an empty larder, tell yourself you must work harder. |
If your vision is all blurry, you've bought another's worry. | If your vision is all blurry, you've bought another's worry. |
If you want to be in chains, let some other buy your brains. | If you want to be in chains, let some other buy your brains. |
If from another's grace you'd fall, just pretend that you aren't all. | If from another's grace you'd fall, just pretend that you aren't all. |
If you find yourself well under, it's because you defined blunder. | If you find yourself well under, it's because you defined blunder. |
The entire source of pain is an effort to abstain. | The entire source of pain is an effort to abstain. |
A calm and peaceful mind has refused to put trouble behind. | A calm and peaceful mind has refused to put trouble behind. |
A really sharp obsession is from lack of self-confession. | A really sharp obsession is from lack of self-confession. |
If you want to really let it, forget it. | If you want to really let it, forget it. |
If you want to get real tragic, forget it was just magic. | If you want to get real tragic, forget it was just magic. |
If you really want the stutters, respect the rights of others. | If you really want the stutters, respect the rights of others. |
If you want to be tearful, be careful. | If you want to be tearful, be careful. |
The upset of tradition is the way to eat roast pigeon. | The upset of tradition is the way to eat roast pigeon. |
The craving for a drink is creation of a brink. | The craving for a drink is creation of a brink. |
The desire to be hugged is a craving to be drugged. | The desire to be hugged is a craving to be drugged. |
A creeping inhibition is a stable definition. | A creeping inhibition is a stable definition. |
The only reason some people find ambition is a spike is they don't try to be, they try to be like. | The only reason some people find ambition is a spike is they don't try to be, they try to be like. |
If you're awfully deject, you're defect. | If you're awfully deject, you're defect. |
THE DIANETIC JINGLES | THE DIANETIC JINGLES |
Anything you can see, you can be. | Anything you can see, you can be. |
Anything you shun will have won. | Anything you shun will have won. |
Anything that is work is a shirk. | Anything that is work is a shirk. |
Anything you desire means expire. | Anything you desire means expire. |
If you ever need bait just create. | If you ever need bait just create. |
Anything you can take, you can make. | Anything you can take, you can make. |
If emotion comes, use and win. | If emotion comes, use and win. |
If emotion you won’t use, you will lose. | If emotion you won’t use, you will lose. |
If a motion comes in, that’s a sin. | If a motion comes in, that’s a sin. |
If motion from you flows, the world blows. | If motion from you flows, the world blows. |
If beauty you desire, beauty transpire. | If beauty you desire, beauty transpire. |
If the tone is to soar, create even more. | If the tone is to soar, create even more. |
If you don’t want the real, always feel. | If you don’t want the real, always feel. |
If you wont the whole sky, never buy. | If you wont the whole sky, never buy. |
If you don’t want remorse, just be source. | If you don’t want remorse, just be source. |
If you want to be tall, just be all. | If you want to be tall, just be all. |
If you ever repent, you are spent. | If you ever repent, you are spent. |
If you act in today, you keep tomorrow away. | If you act in today, you keep tomorrow away. |
If you act in the past, you won’t last. | If you act in the past, you won’t last. |
If you say you aren’t God, you are sod. | If you say you aren’t God, you are sod. |
If you have to be liked, you are spiked. | If you have to be liked, you are spiked. |
If you choose to agree, you’re a tree. | If you choose to agree, you’re a tree. |
If you want others’ gain, you’re insane. | If you want others’ gain, you’re insane. |
If all things you eschew, they are glue. | If all things you eschew, they are glue. |
If your body you’d leave, don’t believe. | If your body you’d leave, don’t believe. |
The way out of MEST ain’t detest. | The way out of MEST ain’t detest. |
If you’d soar to the blue, just go through. | If you’d soar to the blue, just go through. |
If you want to heal, make him real. | If you want to heal, make him real. |
Whatever is cause, to it everything draws. | Whatever is cause, to it everything draws. |
Whatever is wrecked, was effect. | Whatever is wrecked, was effect. |
If the high tone shun the low, the suns brighter glow. | If the high tone shun the low, the suns brighter glow. |
When high tone fights entheta, he comes in very later. | When high tone fights entheta, he comes in very later. |
Entheta is just matter kicking up a final splatter. | Entheta is just matter kicking up a final splatter. |
If your MEST is in disorder, your case is on the border. | If your MEST is in disorder, your case is on the border. |
If your MEST is in good shape, you haven’t time to hate. | If your MEST is in good shape, you haven’t time to hate. |
The right way to be is to be. | The right way to be is to be. |
When aesthetics are sex, they’ve been wrecks. | When aesthetics are sex, they’ve been wrecks. |
If you want to bo pure, don’t endure. | If you want to bo pure, don’t endure. |
If you want to last, just move fast. | If you want to last, just move fast. |
If all things you’d deserve, don’t preserve. | If all things you’d deserve, don’t preserve. |
If the world’s all your brother, you’re just another. | If the world’s all your brother, you’re just another. |
Those who gave us mystics, were sadistics. | Those who gave us mystics, were sadistics. |
No man would stammer because he hasn’t grammar. | No man would stammer because he hasn’t grammar. |
If you would overrate it, just let it make you rate it. | If you would overrate it, just let it make you rate it. |
The bottom of disease is anxiety to please. | The bottom of disease is anxiety to please. |
You can blame your confusion on the fact you bought illusion. | You can blame your confusion on the fact you bought illusion. |
The always last sung song- “ I was wrong “ | The always last sung song- “ I was wrong “ |
You’ll never climb a steeple if you worry about people. | You’ll never climb a steeple if you worry about people. |
If you can’t bring yourself killing, you’re just another willing. | If you can’t bring yourself killing, you’re just another willing. |
Just because it made you fall, doesn’t prove that it is all. | Just because it made you fall, doesn’t prove that it is all. |
If you get caught in the middle, it’s because you’ve bought a riddle. | If you get caught in the middle, it’s because you’ve bought a riddle. |
If you want things in delirium, just get serium. | If you want things in delirium, just get serium. |
If the engrams you’d keep in, study hard to know of sin. | If the engrams you’d keep in, study hard to know of sin. |
If you want an empty larder, just tell yourself work harder. | If you want an empty larder, just tell yourself work harder. |
If your vision is all blurry, you’ve got anothers worry. | If your vision is all blurry, you’ve got anothers worry. |
If you want to be enchained, let some other buy your brains. | If you want to be enchained, let some other buy your brains. |
If some others race you’d fall, just pretend you aren’t all. | If some others race you’d fall, just pretend you aren’t all. |
If you find yourself well under, it’s because you’d defined blunder. | If you find yourself well under, it’s because you’d defined blunder. |
The entire source of pain is an effort to abstain. | The entire source of pain is an effort to abstain. |
A calm and peaceful mind has refused to put trouble behind. | A calm and peaceful mind has refused to put trouble behind. |
A really sharp obsession is from lack of self-confession. | A really sharp obsession is from lack of self-confession. |
If all things you would create, you’d better be in time and date. | If all things you would create, you’d better be in time and date. |
If others’ thoughts you plow, you will come at last to mow. | If others’ thoughts you plow, you will come at last to mow. |
If you don’t want to be attacked, don’t draw back. | If you don’t want to be attacked, don’t draw back. |
If all evil you’d burn down, simply up and build a town. | If all evil you’d burn down, simply up and build a town. |
There is no trick to being unless you spend your time agreeing. | There is no trick to being unless you spend your time agreeing. |
If you don’t have a datum, create ‘em. | If you don’t have a datum, create ‘em. |
The only unknowns are in other men’s domes. | The only unknowns are in other men’s domes. |
The real universe is a hearse. | The real universe is a hearse. |
If you want to really let it, forget it. | If you want to really let it, forget it. |
If you want to get real tragic, forget it was just magic. | If you want to get real tragic, forget it was just magic. |
If you really want the stutters, respect the rights of others. | If you really want the stutters, respect the rights of others. |
If you want to be tearful, be careful. | If you want to be tearful, be careful. |
If you’re awfully deject, you’re defect. | If you’re awfully deject, you’re defect. |
THAT’S IT. | THAT’S IT. |