All right. Too darn high-spirited around here, that's what I've got to say! (audience laughter)

We better get in some auditing before the night's over, I tell you. Daylight's wasting, time's burning. Time! If we only had enough time!

This is a remarkable occasion — a remarkable occasion. The Group Auditing which can be done today will undo all the Group Auditing you've had. (audience laughter)

Now, one of the more marvelous things about Group Auditing is that it seems to have some degree of workability. And this is very strange, because groups are all supposed to go into apathy. And Group Auditing doesn't let people go into apathy, which is one of the cruelties we practice in Scientology.

Now Group Auditing is a tremendously intricate affair. A good Group Auditor can do quite a bit for people. A bad Group Auditor can still do some good for people. All right.

Let's get a session going here because, as I say, time is of the essence. And right now and right away, I want you to take a look at the front wall of the room.

You got it now?

Audience: Yes.

Got it real good?

Audience: Yes.

All right. Is it there?

Audience: Yes.

All right. Have it say so and you agree with it.

Audience: Okay.

Did you agree with it?

Audience: Yes.

Good. Have that wall over there say it's there and you agree with it.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Fine. Now have that wall over there tell you it's there, only have it tell you now.

Audience: Okay.

Good. Now have the back wall of the room tell you it's there.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now have the floor tell you it's there.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now, we won't bother to stamp on it. Have it tell you it's there again.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Good. Have it tell you it's there once more.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now have it tell you it's there, and you thank it for being there.

Audience: (laughter)

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now thank it for being there.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. Once more, let's have the ceiling tell you it's there. (pause) Now thank it for being there.

Audience: Thank you.

Good. Have it tell you again. (pause) Now thank it for being there.

Audience: Thank you.

Is it coming down quite as low when you do it?

Audience: (laughter)

All right. Now have your body tell you it's there. (pause) Now thank it for being there.

Audience: Thank you.

Now have your body tell you it's there. (pause) Now thank it for being there.

Audience: Thank you.

Good. Now have your body tell you it's there. (pause) Now thank it for being there.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. Have your body tell you, "Sir," — or "Madam," as the case may be — "I have executed your command." (pause) Now thank it for having done so.

Audience: Thank you.

Now have it tell you that once more. (pause) Now thank it for having done so.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. Now have it tell you once more that it's executed your command. (pause) Now thank it.

Audience: Thank you.

This seem odd to you?

Audience: Yes. (laughter)

All right. Now that we've got a good beginning on this, let's have the front wall of the room say to you, "This means time is passing." (pause) And you say okay.

Audience: Okay.

Good. Have that wall of the room say, "This means time is passing." (pause) Tell it okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the other wall tell you, "Time is passing. This means time is passing." (pause) Give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

Well, fine. Now have the back of the room tell you, "This means time is passing." (pause) Give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

Give it a better okay than that.

Audience: Okay!

All right. Now have the floor tell you, "Time is passing." (pause) Give it an okay. Come on. Give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now have the ceiling and the lights in it tell you, "Time is passing." (pause) Give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

Well, all right. Now, does that make you feel good to know that time is passing that way?

Audience: (various responses)

That make you feel good? All right.

We're going to have the front wall of the room now say, "There is no time." (pause) Give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

And the back wall of the room say, "There is no time."

Audience: Okay.

Good. And have that wall say, "There is no time."

Audience: Okay.

Good. And that wall tell you that there's no time.

Audience: Okay.

Good. Now the ceiling tell you there's no time.

Audience: Okay.

Good. And the floor tell you there's no time.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Well, that's fine. Now is that the truth?

Audience: (various responses)

All right. Now let's have the front wall of the room say, "This means there is no time." (pause) Give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

Good. And the back wall of the room, have it say, "This means there is no time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And that wall to the right, "This means there's no time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the left wall of the room.

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the ceiling, "This means there's no time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the floor.

Audience: Okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the back wall of the room, "This means there is time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the right wall, "This means there is time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now have the left wall say, quite audibly — don't care if you hear it or not, but just say that it's saying it audibly — "This means there's no time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the ceiling.

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the floor.

Audience: Okay.

Well good. All right. Now let's have the front wall of the room, just for variation and difference, say, "This means there is no time at all."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the back of the room, have it say, "This means there's no time at all."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the right-hand wall, "This means there's no time at all."

Audience: Okay.

Okay. And the left wall.

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the ceiling, "This means there's no time at all."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the floor.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now how's that make you feel?

Audience: (various responses)

Doesn't do anything to you at all? You're not feeling masses of energy, or anything like that, suddenly stop, are you? Nothing bad like that.

All right, then let's have the front wall of the room say, "There's plenty of time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the back wall, "There's plenty of time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the right-hand wall, "There's plenty of time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the left-hand wall, "There's plenty of time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. And the ceiling, "There's plenty of time."

Audience: Okay.

And the floor, "There's plenty of time."

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now, let's you say, "There's a floor there."

Audience: There's a floor there.

Good. Now let's look over this right-hand wall and say, "There's a wall there."

Audience: There's a wall there.

All right. Is it convinced?

Audience: (various responses)

Is anybody convinced?

Audience: (various responses)

Did you convince anybody?

Audience: No.

All right. Now tell it again so that you convince everyone that there's a wall there.

Audience: There's a wall there.

All right. Is everybody convinced?

Audience: (various responses)

Did you convince anybody?

Audience: (various responses)

All right. Now let's look at this left-hand wall over here and say, "There's a wall there."

Audience: There's a wall there.

Good. Did you convince anybody?

Audience: Yes.

Well, all right. Now let's take the back of the room, "There's a wall there."

Audience: There's a wall there.

Good. Fine. Now let's point to the ceiling and say, "There's a ceiling there."

Audience: There's a ceiling there.

Did you convince anybody?

Audience: Yes.

Well, all right. Well, good. Now we're getting real convincing.

Now without your body's hands, without your body's hands at all, I want you to point to your body and say, "There's a body there."

Audience: There's a body there.

All right. Let's do that again. Point, "There's a body there."

Audience: There's a body there.

Have the body say okay.

Audience: Okay.

Now point to the body again and say, "There's a body there."

Audience: There's a body there.

Have the body say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Point to it again and say, "There's a body there."

Audience: There's a body there.

Say, "Okay."

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now have the body lift its thumb and point over its shoulder and say, "There's a thetan there," and you say okay.

Audience: (laughter) Okay.

All right. Let's do that again. "There's a thetan there."

Audience: There's a thetan there.

And you say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now let's point again, "There's a thetan there."

Audience: There's a thetan there.

You say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now this time, decide that it's just your body talking without any volition on your part, "There's a thetan there."

Audience: There's a thetan there.

And you say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's do that again. "There's a thetan there."

Audience: There's a thetan there.

And you say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now you be somewhere back of the body and say, "There's a body there."

Audience: There's a body there.

Have it say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now you say, "I've just located a body there."

Audience: I've just located a body there.

Have it say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Once more, "I've just located a body there."

Audience: I've just located a body there.

Have it say okay.

Audience: Okay.

Once more, "I've just located a body there."

Audience: I've just located a body there.

Have it say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Once more, "I've just located a body there."

Audience: I've just located a body there.

Have it say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Does it have the feeling of being better located by you?

Audience: Yes.

Can you get the body to get the feeling now that you'll get it if it doesn't obey you?

Audience: (laughter)

All right. Let's find the front of the room.

Audience: Okay.

Okay. Let's find the back of the room.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's find the floor.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's find the ceiling.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's find the left-hand wall.

Audience: Okay.

And let's find the right-hand wall.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Are there six walls in this room?

Audience: (various responses)

Are there at least six walls in this room?

Audience: Yes.

All right. If there are six walls in this room, check over to yourself quietly some things that aren't in the room. (pause) Got some things that aren't in the room?

Audience: (various responses)

Let's get some more things that aren't in the room and where they aren't. (pause) Come on, where they aren't. (pause) Now you got that?

Audience: Yes.

Well, good. Now let's get some things that are in the room. Check them over, point them out. (pause) Got that?

Audience: Yes.

All right. Now let's check over some things that are not in the room. And check over exactly where they're not in the room. There's no giraffe there, you know. (pause) Got some specific places where things are not?

Audience: Yes.

Good. Good. All right. Now let's check over some things that are in the room. (pause) Well, good. That's fine.

Now let's check over some specific things that are not in the room. (pause) If anything suddenly pops into view, tell an Emergency Auditor, he'll have it taken out. (audience laughter) (pause) All right. All right. Fine.

Now let's check over some things that are in the room. (pause) Okay. Now how you doing? Hm?

Audience: Fine.

Doing good. All right.

Now let's check over some people that are present. Some people that are present. (pause) Well, fine. That's real good. That's real good.

Now let's check over some people that are not present. And exactly where they're not present, and what chair. (pause)

People that are not present and exactly where they're not present. I'm sure there's no grandmother in the middle of that table. (pause) All right. Good.

Now let's check over some people that are present. If I feel myself getting thin I'll know what you're doing. (audience laughter) (pause) Check them over, some people that are present. (pause) All right. Fine. Fine.

Now let's check over some people that you absolutely know are not present. (pause)

Let's get where they're not present, now, down to a micromillimeter. (pause) Got that? Well, good.

Let's check over some people that are present. There must be somebody here. (pause) Well, all right. Now, that's fine. That's fine. That's real good.

Now I'm going to give you just a little bit more difficult one, because you've been very good. And let's check over some thetans that are not present.

Audience: (various responses)

Now, only certainty goes here. Certainty only. (pause) Some thetans that are not present. Somebody hold up his hand when he's found one. (audience laughter) All right.

Come on. Some more thetans that are not present and just get exactly where they're not present. (pause) Send you out of here tonight seeing thetans is the last thing I'd ever do! (pause) You found some, huh?

Audience: Yes.

Well, good. Now let's check over some thetans that are present. (pause) Some thetans that are present. (pause) You getting some?

Audience: (various responses)

Huh? Check over some more thetans that are present here. (pause) Is there somebody present doesn't like that feeling? All right.

I'll tell you what we'll do now. We're going to check over some thetans that are not present — that we know for sure are not present. (pause) That give you a big feeling of certainty? Check over some thetans you know for sure are not present. Some spirits that you know aren't here. (pause) You can check over yourself, too, if you want to. (audience laughter)

Some more thetans that are not present. (pause) All right. All right. Now let's check over some thetans that are present. (pause) Oh, is that getting easier?

Audience: Yes.

Well, all right. Now let's check over, very laboriously — you have to do this laboriously and seriously to get the maximum benefit from it. (audience laughter) All right. Let's check over some thetans now that you absolutely are absolutely certain, completely and entirely, are not here. (pause)

You see, that also includes somebody who doesn't believe in thetans. You see? Say, you know, "Absolutely certain no thetans." And get that certainty run out. (pause) Okay.

Now let's check over some that are present. And see if it's easier to do. (pause)

Easier to do?

Audience: Mm-hm.

Well, all right. Now once more let's find some thetans that are not present. (pause)

Oh, let's look over the situation better than that, and let's get each thetan that isn't present this time and say okay. Every time you get one that isn't present, say okay about it.

Audience: (a few scattered "okays")

Oh, there must be more thetans absent than that! Come on! (audience laughter) (pause) Well, fine. Well, fine.

Now let's check over some thetans that are present, and each time say okay.

Audience: (multiple "okays")

All right. How's that going? Is it easier?

Audience: Yes.

It's getting easier, huh? Well, fine.

Now let's check over once more, some thetans that are not present. Giving each one an okay. A vote of absence.

Audience: (multiple "okays")

Getting some this time? You getting a greater certainty on their absence?

Audience: Yes.

Well, all right. Let's get some more that are absent. (pause) All right. Fine.

I hear everybody running down on the thing. Let's check off some now that you know for sure are present, and salute them with an okay.

Audience: (multiple "okays")

Well, all right. Is that coming up a little bit on certainty?

Audience: Yes.

Huh? All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Right here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Right here.

Okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Right here.

Well, all right. Where's your body?

Audience: Right here.

Well, okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Right here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Right here.

All right. Point to it. (pause) All right.

Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Well, all right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Well, okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Well, okay. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where does your body say you are?

Audience: (various responses)

Okay. Where does your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where does your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where does your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where does your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where does your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where is your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your body say you are?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Fine. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Okay. How you feel?

Audience: Fine.

Fine? Anybody feeling groggy?

Audience: No.

You mean I haven't upset anybody?

Audience: No.

Ah, the pity of it! (audience laughter) Well, I can try.

Now let's have this front wall up here give you a warning, and you say okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the back wall give you a warning.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the right wall give you a warning.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the left wall give you a warning and you give it an okay.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the ceiling give you a warning.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the floor give you a warning.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the front wall give you a very positive warning.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the back wall give you a warning.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Did it speak that warning?

Audience: Yes.

Did it articulate it and communicate it?

Audience: Yes.

Well, fine. Have the right-hand wall do it.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the left-hand wall do it.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the ceiling do it.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Have the floor do it.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Now we're going to change the mood of this. We're going to have the front-hand wall give you a warning and you're going to say thank you.

Audience: Thank you.

All right.

Have it give you a very dastardly warning now, that rear wall. Have it give you a warning, you say thank you.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. Now have that right-hand wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The left-hand wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

Good. The ceiling give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The floor give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The front wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

Good. The back wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

Good. The right wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The left wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The ceiling give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

And the floor give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

Okay. Now have the front wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The back wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The right-hand wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

And the left-hand wall give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The ceiling give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

All right. The floor give you a warning.

Audience: Thank you.

Well, fine. Now how do you feel about this warning?

Audience: Okay.

Feel pretty good about it? Feel pretty good, huh?

Well, now I want you to say in response to the warning this time, "How nice of you."

Now let's have the front wall give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. The back wall give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

All right. The right wall give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. The left wall give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Have the ceiling give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

And the floor give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Now, have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Tell it, "How nice of you."

Audience: (various responses)

Good. Now have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Well, good. Now have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Now have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Now have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

All right. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Fine. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Well, fine. Have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

Good. Now have your body give you a warning.

Audience: How nice of you.

All right. Now, that's just fine. That's just fine. You're just doing fine.

You're a good group.

Now let's have this front wall complain to you and you say, "Poor thing."

Audience: Poor thing.

Did you have it complain?

Audience: Yes.

All right. Good. Now have the rear wall complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

That's right. Now have the right-hand wall complain to you and you say,

"Poor thing."

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. Have the left-hand wall complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have the ceiling complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. Have the floor complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. Now have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing. (laughter)

All right. Now let's have the front wall complain to you. "Poor thing."

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. The back wall complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. The right-hand wall complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. The left-hand wall complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have the ceiling complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have the floor complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Well, fine. Have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing. (laughter)

Once more have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. Have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. Have your body complain to you.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Have your body complain to you again.

Audience: Poor thing.

Well, fine. Fine. Now let's have the front wall give you a complaint.

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. Have the back wall give you a complaint.

Audience: Poor thing.

Good. Let's have the right-hand wall give you a complaint.

Audience: Poor thing.

The left-hand wall give you a complaint.

Audience: Poor thing.

The ceiling give you a complaint.

Audience: Poor thing.

And the floor give you a complaint.

Audience: Poor thing.

All right. You got that real good now?

Audience: Yes.

Huh? All right.

Now we're going to have the front wall give you a complaint and you say,

"You've come to the right place." All right.

Let's have the front wall give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

All right. The back wall give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

Good. Now let's have the right wall give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

Good. And the left wall give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

Good. Now let's have the ceiling give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

Good. And the floor give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

Good. Now have your body give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place. (laughter)

Once more, have your body give you a complaint.

Audience: You've come to the right place.

Okay. How do you feel?

Audience: Fine.

Good. Good. Let's just spot the front wall now.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's spot the rear wall.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's spot the right-hand wall.

Audience: Okay.

Now let's spot the left-hand wall.

Audience: Okay.

Good. Let's spot the ceiling.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's spot the floor.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Let's spot the back of your head.

Audience: Okay.

All right. Is that a little easier?

Audience: Yes.

Well, fine. All right. How do you feel?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: (various responses)

Good. Now, if you went around asking people how do you communicate instead of how you feel, what do you suppose would happen?

Audience: (laughter)

Well, let's find out. I'm going to ask you the question and you tell me.

How do you communicate?

Audience: (various responses)

Well, all right. How do you communicate?

Audience: (various responses)

Well, all right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Okay. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, all right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How do you look?

Audience: Fine. (laughter)

All right. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, how do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How do you communicate?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How's your case?

Audience: Fine. (laughter)

Well, fine. How's your case?

Audience: Fine.

Well, fine. How's your case?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How's your case?

Audience: Fine.

Well, all right. How's your case?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How is your case?

Audience: Fine.

All right. Where is your case?

Audience: Here. (laughter)

Okay. Where's your case?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's your case?

Audience: Here.

Well, okay. Where's your case?

Audience: Here.

Okay. Where isn't your case?

Audience: There.

All right. Where isn't your case?

Audience: There.

All right. Where isn't your case?

Audience: There.

Well, okay. Where isn't your case?

Audience: There.

Well, good. Where isn't your case?

Audience: There.

Well, good. Where isn't your case?

Audience: There.

Well, good. Where is your case?

Audience: Here.

Well, fine. Where is your case?

Audience: Here.

Well, fine. How is your case?

Audience: Fine.

Well, fine. What case?

Audience: (laughter)

All right. How's the floor?

Audience: Fine.

Well, okay. How's the floor been treating you lately?

Audience: (various responses)

Well, all right. How's Earth been treating you lately?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How's Earth been treating you lately?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How you been treating Earth lately?

Audience: Good.

Well, good. How you been treating Earth lately?

Audience: Good.

Well, all right. How's your gravity?

Audience: (various responses)

Well, okay. How's your gravity?

Audience: (various responses)

Well, okay. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, okay. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, all right. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

All right. How is your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Okay. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Okay. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, all right. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Do you realize if you can't keep serious, you won't stay down? How's your gravity?

Audience: (laughter)

All right. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, good. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, fine. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Fine. Are you sticking together?

Audience: Yes.

Well, good. Are you sticking together?

Audience: Yes.

Well, good. Are you sticking together?

Audience: Yes.

Well, good. How do you stick together?

Audience: (laughter)

Well, fine. Are you sticking together?

Audience: Yes.

Well, all right. How's your gravity?

Audience: Fine.

Well, all right. Where's your gravity?

Audience: Here.

Where's your gravity?

Audience: Here.

Well, all right. Where is your gravity?

Audience: Here.

Well, all right. Where is your gravity?

Audience: Here.

All right. Prove it. (audience laughter) Okay. Where's the front wall?

Audience: There.

Good. Where's the back wall?

Audience: There.

Good. Where's the right-hand wall?

Audience: There.

Good. Where's the left-hand wall?

Audience: There.

Good. Where's the ceiling?

Audience: There.

Good. Where's the floor?

Audience: There.

Good. Where's your body?

Audience: Here.

Good. Where am I?

Audience: There.

Good. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Good. Where am I?

Audience: There.

Good. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

Good. Where's this room?

Audience: Here.

Well, good. Where are you?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's the preclear?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's the auditor?

Audience: There.

All right. Where's the preclear?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's the session?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's the session?

Audience: Here.

All right. Where's the session?

Audience: Here.

Okay. How do you feel?

Audience: Fine.

Good. You feel pretty good?

Audience: Yes.

You got a case?

Audience: (various responses)

Okay. You're a very, very good audience. Very, very good group to process.

Do appreciate the privilege.

Thank you very much. Good night.